Cool trick you can try right now!

Did you know there’s a cool trick you can do? Probably not. Lemme teach you.

First you wanna grab some Kerosene (Found here: Kerosene).

Next, pour some of it into your glass container.
Now, Grab some cloth and shove it into the container like you would your girldick in a twitter lesbian.
Next, you wanna grab your socialist lighter™(Found here: Lighter) and light your rag on fire.
You’re almost done now! You wanna go to local Police Station and take aim. (You can find your local police station here: Police) Then, let loose. Let them have it, show no mercy for these worthless, insignificant pigs. Their lives are meaningless and must be shred to ashes and flown into the cracks of the sidewalk you stride your powerful feet on.